Rules of Engagement
My Do's and Dont's
Please shower before you come and see me. If you are coming from work my bathroom is always available to you.
Please wash your hands at the start of the appointment even if you have showered. I'm not a germphobic but there are a lot of things to "touch" before you get to me.
Dirty Mouth? I have mouthwash for you to use in the bathroom.
Please remember that I have sensitive skin. I appreciate a smooth shave as much as you do. However, I do not mind facial hair as long as it is trimmed and neat.
There is NO excuse for a NCNS and if you do I will Never reschedule with you again.
Please do not ask for my location if this is the first time we have met. Please do not ask for my location two days ahead of time. I will contact you One Day ahead of our scheduled meeting to give you further directions and instructions for our rendezvous.
Please do not call me repeatedly. Call me once and leave a message. I will get back to you as soon as I can. If I do not answer chances are I am not available or do not have my phone with me.
**DO NOT EVER discuss money or services
through email or in person.
ANY discussion of this and I will ask you to leave immediately.
Do NOT ask for a discount.
My rates are set and are a reflection of the type of
rendez-vous that I wish to provide for my guests.
I am a dedicated hostess and truly believe in quality over quantity.
Last but NOT least please do not be late. Time for everyone is extremely important. If you anticipate being more than 15 minutes late for our appointment please notify me so I can accommodate you or plan another time to meet. I have very very LOW tolerance for those who totally disregard the time of others. If I am going to be late I will immediately notify you and have and will always offer complimentary time for that.
Lastly, phone confirmation is very important for first time guests. I do expect a confirmation via the phone at least 30-60 minutes before our date. Those instructions will be sent to you via my confirmation email the day before our date.
The Envelope
This is to be set on the counter when you come in. No Discussion. Just leave it there at the beginning of the date. I prefer an unsealed envelope without any writing. If I am coming to you please have it set out in plain site so I will not have to ask you for it. This will make me more comfortable and insure that I am relaxed throughout the date.
"When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes." -Colette 1903
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